EEEK

So I had to wait a day to find this funny before writing about it. So yesterday while I was in the shower Ethan, who wasn't wearing any pants, had a huge blowout in his diaper. He was sitting on my bed, which he wasn't supposed to be doing because he falls off my bed, but Elijah thinks it funny to put him on the bed. So Elijah runs into the bathroom and yells theres a huge stinky mess, so I say ok I will get out as soon as I can contain him. So the kids get him off the bed, knowing they will be in trouble for him being on the bed. So he crawls into the bathroom so I say shut the door and lock him in here, so he immediately turns around and crawls as fast as he can, and he is fast, out of the bathroom into my bedroom and then the hallway. Our hallway is tile so it would have been nice if he stayed there but instead he crawls into Chloe's room to play with her toys while the kids are running around screaming about the horrible mess. I got out as fast as I could and ended up with a mess everywhere. It was pretty gross. This is why I don't shower.